Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Mary Sue Review: Mary Anne Maleficent

So I said I was going to start doing Mary Sue reviews and here is the first one. I found this online somewhere and I just had to review it. This Mary Sue is a Maleficent/ Harry Potter Sue. I am pretty sure this Sue is supposed to be based off of the movie Maleficent that came out in 2014. I already have not-so-good feelings about that movie anyway, so paring it with Harry Potter probably won't make me very happy with this sue. I just feel like the movie Maleficent ruined everything I loved about Maleficent. She was literally my favorite villain, she was pure evil and I thought she was really cool. And then someone had to go and say, "Well I wonder what would happen if Maleficent wasn't really evil. Hey I've got an idea, lets make a movie about how Maleficent, the purely evil villain everyone loves, is really a secret softie and the real villain in Sleeping Beauty is Aurora's dad!" Don't get me wrong the movie had an okay plot line, but I feel like in the end, Disney just ended up butchering a classic tale and a really awesome villain that I, and a lot of other people really liked. But thats a review for another post. Now to the Mary Sue review!


                                            HARRY POTTER MARY SUE REVIEW 


 



Name: Mary Ann Maleficent
    
Gender: Female  
                        
Seems pretty normal so far right? Ha ha, you wish! 
     
Date Of Birth: Unknown 


Hair: Dark 
Eyes: Yellow 


Yes, because your oc is super speshul so she has super speshul yellow eyes to signify how speshul she really is. 

Species: Fairy with a cursed or Witch 
Blood Status: Pureblood
Registered: Animagus (huge dark dragon) 



Okay, there are so many things wrong with this oc I could almost just sit back and let the review write itself. Where to begin... It takes forever to become an animagus and you HAVE TO BE A REALLY SKILLED WITCH OR WIZARD TO DO SO, YOUR OC IS STILL IN SCHOOL, I ASSUME SO THAT MEANS IT IS VERY UNLIKELY FOR HER TO BE ABLE TO BECOME AN ANIMAGUS. The marauders did it, yeah but they were pretty much all the equivalent of geniuses. They may have goofed off a lot but they were really talented wizards and because of this they were all able to successfully become animagi. YOUR OC CANNOT BE AS TALENTED AS THE MARAUDERS WERE. Also, why did the ministry even let her become an animagus if the animal she turns into is a dragon. A HUGE DARK DRAGON! They wouldn't let her become an animagus if her animagus is a dragon because that would expose all of wizard kind. She is a huge dragon apparently so I am sure loads of muggles would be able to see her when she transforms. She can't just go gallivanting around as a dragon because that would mean thousands of muggles would spot her and that would be a lot of work for the ministry. They would have to preform a mass obliviation or something like that, and that probably would not work anyhow. Not to mention magical creature animagi are really rare. But I guess you just want your oc to be even more speshul.... oh wait!





I get it, its because your oc is Maleficent or something like that so you made her animagus a dragon. 

Yeaaaaah no.  MOVING ON!

House: No house (special case)

You can't not be in a Hogwarts house. YOU HAVE TO BE IN A HOGWARTS HOUSE PEOPLE. Okay so I don't think you understand, it's not edgy and rebellious if your oc is in all of the houses/ two of the houses at once or if she/he is not in any house. It's not like your oc is defying cliques or anything. If your oc is in more than one house she/he is disrupting everything. The houses are there to restore order. Sure they are the cause of stereotypes and house rivalry but they have to be there! Without them Hogwarts would fall into utter chaos! They are not there to clump you into a clique, tell you who to be or that you are this way and only this way all the time, THEY ARE THERE TO MAKE SURE THAT HOGWARTS DOES NOT BECOME A CHAOTIC MESS. Without them everything would be disorganized and crazy and no one would no where anyone was or what classes to go to! It would be a lot more complicated for the students and teachers alike! Sorry, I just had to get that out. The point is your Mary Sue, er... I mean oc cannot not belong to a house. 

Wand: 12/4 inches Elder wood- Thestral tail hair and Dragon Heartstring 

Okay I don't know where your oc got her wand but it was not from Ollivanders where everyone else who goes to Hogwarts gets their wands because Mr. Ollivander only sells wands with Dragon Heartstring, Unicorn Tail Hair, and Phoenix Feather cores, nothing else. So that means that unless your oc shops somewhere else for their wand then your oc can't have a Thestral tail hair core. And they definitely can't have a Thestral tail hair core and a Dragon Heartstring core. You get one wand core people, one core. 

Patronous: The group of ravens 

Boggart: The death of Severus Snape 


Pet: Raven (no name) 

Nope, you get an owl, a cat, a rat, or a toad to bring as your pet to Hogwarts. Nothing else. 

Clubs: -

Extra: Mary is my nickname, nothing else. I am a Parselmouth and maybe the descendant of Maleficent. 

Dude, you can't be a Parselmouth unless a) you are a descendant of Salazar Slytherin, or b) you are like Harry and have a piece of Voldemort's soul inside of you. 

Whatever, I am  501 percent done with this oc. There is nothing you can do to save her, she is to far gone into Sueness. If it were me I would just scrap her and start all over again because she is helpless. 













1 comment:

  1. You are great and you really summed up everything wrong with this character.

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